AKU DIHINA!!!!

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FARIZ!!!
YOU SPEAK TO FAST...!!
WHAT THE HELL WITH YOUR POINTS!!!
 YOUR PERFORMANCE IN DELIVERY SPEECH IS SUCK!!
YOU ARE SO BORING!!!!
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAID...

ITULAH DIA KATA2 KESAT YANG SELALU DIUTARAKAN OLEH
LECTURE AKU MAHUPUN SENIOR DEBAT!!!
SEMUA KATA2 NI MEMBUATKAN AKU!!!!
TENSION!!!!!!!


MAKA AKU PUN CUBA LA MENCARI SOLUSI....
SEMAKIN HARI AKU MENEMPUHI HIDUP INI SEMAKIN AKU MENGERTI...
SEBENARNYA SELAMA INI AKU BERUCAP DI HADAPAN KHALAYAK RAMAI MASIH BELUM SEMPURNA....

SATU HARI SEDANG AKU MENGEMAS BARANG ROOMATE AKU YANG BERSEPAH(dirahsiakan namanya.. terlalu offensive... hehehe)
AKU TERJUMPA LA SEBUAH BUKU 



OH MY GOOD!!!
THIS BOOK  IS AMAZING!!!
MANY THINGS THAT I HAVE LEARNED FROM IT!!
MEH AKU SENARAIKAN 21 LAWS YER....


  1. CONNECTING WITH AUDIENCES...
  2. SPEAK WITH PASSION...
  3. USE YOUR OWN STYLE...
  4. START SPEECH WITH GOAL..
  5. STICK WITH YOUR THEME
  6. KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE...
  7. NEVER READ YOUR SPEECH
  8. PRACTICE AND PRACTICE
  9. PREPARING YOUR SPEECH..
  10. RELAX BEFORE DELIVERY SPEECH...
  11. GRAB PEOPLE ATTENTION...
  12. ENERGIZE YOUR AUDIENCE...
  13. VARY  TONE, INFLECTION AND VOLUME..
  14. EFFECTIVE BODY LANGUAGE..
  15. EYES CONTACT...
  16. CREATIVE IN DELIVERY SPEECH LIKE ARTIST...
  17. SPEAK TEN "YOU'S" FOR EVERY "I"
  18. ADD HUMORS...
  19. ADD VISUAL IMPACT...
  20. NEVER END SPEECH WITH QUESTION AND ANSWERS..
  21. FINISH WITH A BANG!!!!
KALAU AKU NAK ELABORATE EACH POINT MMG X LAKULAH BUKU NI NANTIKAN...
hehehehe....
KISAH PERTAMA......

 AKU TANYALAH ROOMATE AKU....
"kau x penah ckp kat aku pun kau ada buku macam ni??"

DIA PUN JAWAB....
"la dari part 1 kot mak aku beli, tapi aku x baca.."

AKU PUN CAKAP DALAM HATI...
"WHAT!! RUGI GILER KOT.. MY MUM X PENAH BELIKAN BUKU MCM NI PON..."
huhuhuuuhu....

 KISAH KEDUA.......

AKU PERGI LA HEA.. NAK TEMPAH KELAS...
BAWAK LA BUKU NI BERSAMA...
SO AKU DETAK LAH KAT TEPI.. 
TENGAH BELEK2 FAIL CARI KELAS KOSONG..
ADE LA SEORG BUDAK 2 TANGOK BUKU NI.. N BELEK2...

TIBA-TIBA DIA TANYA...
"NI BUKU AWAK KER??? BOLEH SAYA BELI???"

WHAT!!!
 AKU PUN  TERGAMAM LA SEBENTAR... AND SAID THAT BOOK IS NOT MINE...
IT'S BELONGING TO MY ROOMATE...
DIA PUN X JADI LAH BELI....
KALAU LA BUKU 2 AKU PUNYA...
MESTI AKU JUAL 2 KALI GANDA... HEHEHEHEHE....
 
CONCLUSION 

MAKA LESSON YANG AKU DAPAT....

MEMBACA JAMBATAN ILMU...
BANYAK2 KAN LAH MEMBACA... ESPECIALLY IN ENGLISH BECAUSE IT CAN ENHANCE OUR LANGUAGE... HEHEHEHE.....
p/s: thanks to FARHAN ZAFRY coz let me to borrow this wonderful book.... and doakan team debate i wins the prelaw competition.... hehehehee..... 

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

3 ulasan:

  1. SORRY SEBELUM NI PUNYA POST AKU TERPADAM TEMPAT KOMEN...
    hehehhe...
    LEPAS NI KOMEN LA BYK2...

    BalasPadam
  2. banyak bezanya antara bercakap dan berkomunikasi

    BalasPadam
  3. betul 2 bella.....
    bleh clarify kan sikit x!!! heheheh

    BalasPadam